It is the turn of former Ajax Cape Town striker Nathan Paulse to dish it all out in this week's edition of Locker Room Secrets
Where did you enjoy your football the most?
"I enjoyed my football at Ajax Cape Town, especially towards the end of my career, and also I enjoyed my football at Bloemfontein Celtic."
Who was always late?
"There were lot of guys who'd come late. It's difficult to single out anyone."
Who was the jokester?
"Our goalkeeper at Ajax, Innocent Mayoyo. He always told us great, funny stories during pre-match meals in hotels. Whether the stories are true or not, I don't know.
"He told us one story about a guy who was playing soccer and he kept seeing a tokoloshe standing next to a goalkeeper in the goalposts. So, every time this guy took a shot, the tolokoshe would jump, grab the ball, and give it to the goalkeeper.
"Ajax players used to arrive 30 minutes before the pre-match meal just for Innocent Mayoyo's stories." [Laughs]
Any rituals before a match?
"The most frequent was at Celtic and Platinum Stars, but it was not that extreme. I remember Owen Da Gama taking our kit to his room, he said he wanted to have it 'blessed'. The kit came back to us wet and having brown spots."
Who was the best singer?
"One of them was Sipho Ndzuzo at Ajax, as well as Ndiviwe Mdabuka - he would sing to a point where he would be sweating more than he did on the field."
Who was the best-dressed player?
"There were few, especially the younger guys, they dressed to impress I don't know who. Bryce Moon, Stanton Lewis, and Clifford Ngobeni."
And the worst-dressed?
"[Laughs] At Celtic, there was Prince Olomu. He'd always be in his funny outfits. At Ajax, I wouldn't say he was the worst-dressed, but he didn't care how he looked, and that's Brett Evans. But he was a clever man because he invested in houses."
Who never showered?
"Evans used to jump into the hotel pool and then... done!"
The coach who gave the best team talks?
[Laughs] "I wouldn't say the best team talk, but Gordon Igesund's team talks were always emotional. His team talks were too long. I remember he used to wear this gold bracelet. While busy talking to us, he would shake that hand with a bracelet as if it was stuck in his hand. He'd speak until the edges of his mouth turned white. He'd start with the keeper, Moeneeb Joseph, and one by one he would address you, go back to the keeper again. Eish, man, it would be a long team talk."