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Irvin Khoza “wears too many hats”, according to a taxi ‘friend’

 

Soccer talk left question marks

Soccer talk left question marks

Posted: 2010-02-19 11:23

I was in Sandton’s taxi rank sitting in a taxi to Midrand on February 18 looking forward to getting home.

I was in a relaxed mood reflecting on a day gone by when suddenly a guy who was sitting behind me tapped me on the shoulder, no “Heita” or however you greet, and so begin a flurry of questions.

I know it sounds so unreal, but probably this guy, I don’t know his name, always sees me in the taxi paging through to the sport section of newspapers or hitting buttons on my Nokia 7100s to www.kickoff.com and thought I’m the man to provide the answers. How wrong he was. As the taxi moved to take us home, so the questions kept coming and an hour later, I got home and I thought this is too good to keep it to myself.

Firstly, he asked about the Promotional Play-Offs. “Why do we have the Play-Offs?” and I kept quiet because all we ever get from the PSL are contradictory statements.

Before I knew it, he said: “You know, I come from the rural areas in the Eastern Cape and I hear SAFA will have R1-billion in its coffers at the end of the World Cup and I wish they can build a School of Excellence from where I come from, because frankly we are a poor nation and the kids from my area will never afford the trip to Jozi to attend trials. If it is true they will have so much money, why not build a School of Excellence in each province? We are missing out on a lot of talent, because these kids simply can’t afford to attend trials in Jo’burg”.

This got my mind racing, because just the other day Josta Dladla said when he went for trials at Jomo Cosmos in 1996, he never touched the ball in 20 minutes. There were apparently 2 000 trialists… you wonder how many good players Jomo, a renowned talent spotter, missed that day. But all I did was nod to what this guy was saying.

Halfway through the trip, the taxi driver almost drove straight into a pothole and nearly causing an accident trying to avoid it, and though I had a big accident with my family in Durban early this year, I had no recollection of the nightmare of that fateful day in January because of what the taxi driver almost did. I was listening to a man who was making a lot of sense.

He then said: “Many people in our football wear too many hats… take Irvin Khoza, for example. I wonder what happened to Ace Ncobo’s dossier (the 212 pages on corruption involving referees and club bosses). If say for argument’s sake Orlando Pirates are implicated, they won’t be punished, because their owner is the PSL chairman?” and I couldn’t help but just nod in agreement.

I was not saying much as the guy is talkative. He then said: “I don’t understand why SuperSport United have their offices in Randburg, when they are a Pretoria team. Why don’t they have everything in one place where they originated? Chelsea in England are based in London, right? That’s where they have their Stadium, their offices and that’s where their English supporters are. Pirates play at Coca-Cola Park; their offices are in Parktown while their roots are in Soweto, why don’t they have everything in Soweto? They have a 100-year lease for the Coca-Cola Park Stadium, what nonsense is that?”

Soon he was on the Jet Rookie club award. “I saw that one of the current nominations is Ndumiso Mabena of Pirates, but how many games has he played?” and I said his only start at Pirates was in the Telkom Charity Cup months ago. He continued: “The other time it was Knowledge Musona and as far as I can remember he didn’t play a game in December, which means he was not supposed to share the award with Siyanda Xulu. I read it somewhere” he said and I thought to myself “You are reading the right website, boet”, because that very point was argued by KickOff.com.

Next it was the national team. “You see, the reason Egypt do so well is there are no benchwarmers in that team. Where was (Amr) Zaki during the Afcon? He was not there, because he hasn’t been playing a lot of football these days, but here in South Africa the benchwarmers easily make it to the squad, that makes no sense at all” and I supported him, adding that benchwarmers should never ever be selected for national team duty and he added that he was happy that Carlos Alberto Parreira said the World Cup squad could be made up of at least 60% of local players.

More intriguing statements and questions were coming… “I don’t understand why we hire foreign coaches,” he said. “The successful countries in the world have never been coached by foreign coaches” and we helped each other mention Brazil, Italy, Germany, Spain and France, and I thought of Egypt, but I was not sure about them, maybe someone did in years gone by. I never mentioned any African country; partly because the perception in this continent is that the European coaches know everything, are more qualified but look at what Dunga is doing with Brazil.

He then called on the driver when we reached Midrand. When he was getting out he added, “My brother, the bad soccer administrators in this country will eventually leave soccer to the right people… if not, they will die one day so they won’t be in power forever”. Ouch!

By the way, he never mentioned the Soweto Derby between Orlando Pirates and Kaizer Chiefs tomorrow… it has lost its spark, hasn’t it?

Tiyani wa ka Mabasa


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Recent Comments (11) :

Baile: 2010-02-19 12:29

This makes a lot of sense.

Analyst: 2010-02-19 12:45

I say, as long as school is separated from sports there's bound to be a lot of cohesive inadequecies. In high school nobody told me how to play a defensive short or play a cover drive shot in cricket, for example. You cant teach a guy of Jali age how to position himself or chest-trap a ball - basics that he should have learnt in primary... If we have the best/lucrative league, how is it that we dont challenge for honours here in Africa, be it national team or our local teams???

ANTHONY: 2010-02-19 12:45

Jet Rookie club award. “I saw that one of the current nominations is Ndumiso Mabena of Pirates. WHAT SURPRISING ABOUT THIS? Me for one will NOT BE SURPRISED IF MOTHIBANTWA, GERT, MASHEGO OR MEYIWA WINS THE SA FOOTBALLER OF THE SEASON OR IF A NEW AWARD IS CREATED FOR THE TOP GOAL SCORER IN THE DURBAD BAFANA BAFANA CAMP.

Caesar: 2010-02-19 12:51

Nice fictitious piece of work Tiyani!!!

:-)

TTM: 2010-02-19 12:57

Baile: 2010-02-19 12:29
I also thought so when I was listening to the guy going on and on, bro.
Caesar: 2010-02-19 12:51
Na khensa, mfowethu.

Ole(The Guru): 2010-02-19 13:41

Nice one TTM!!!! Eish this Jet rookie of the year rubbish should be scrapped !!!

junior: 2010-02-19 14:04

Nice story Tiyani and hope we can get more stories like this in the near future so bo Khoza and company can realise that they r not invincible

Proffessor : 2010-02-19 14:12

hehehe Mr. Khoza wont be happy about this article

SIBUSISO: 2010-02-19 14:29

hehehehehee!!!!! mara TTM, where did you get this picture.....hehehehe!!!!!!

TTM: 2010-02-19 15:50

oebogeng : 2010-02-19 13:41
Thanx, bozza.
junior: 2010-02-19 14:04
I hope they realise bo Khoza that people are watching them, boet. It is not only Journalists.
Proffessor : 2010-02-19 14:12
He, he, he, we will see Prof, we will see.
SIBUSISO: 2010-02-19 14:29
From sometime back when he was honoured, I think he is a colonel.

Playapresident: 2010-02-19 23:41

Proffessor : 2010-02-19 14:12 [ Report ]
hehehe Mr. Khoza wont be happy about this article

professor, I thought you were the voice of the real fans of soccer..

not everybody will be pleased with every opinion my brada..and the 'Iron Duke' knows this too - its life

trust me Khoza is a clever man, and he knows that listening to opinionslike this can build him, not to be surrounded by bangbroek yes people who are only interested in feeding from from his strangehold on the game of soccer - which by the way is not healthy for the game - there must be independent adminisitrators - can u imagine if there was one:

1. chairman of pirates
2. chairman of psl
3. chairman of safa
4. chairman of loc
5. member of fifa and caf
6. owner of own businesses

operationally one or more of these organisations is bound to suffer as there is now way he can give the neccessary attention to all of them - as we see with Pirates...

also, there is no way pirates or chiefs will ever find themselves heavily punished if they are found guilty of something serious by psl. thats why it was important to have different people leading safa otherwise all power was goin to be central, so with Nematandani and Jordaan there is a balance which is a healthy environment..

in governance and business terms it is called a conflict of interest..show me any top league in the world where this ridicuous situation is happening, ke tla o gaya 2 clippa

 
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